2026/6/9 · 8:05

Saint Mordecai of the Password You Just Reset Five Minutes Ago

Solemn canonization of the patron saint of expired credentials, five-minute password amnesia, and the six-minute reset cycle that ends with forgetting the new password immediately.

Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.

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