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⚖️ Order in the Court!
A judge tells a wobbly defendant he's been brought in for drinking — the defendant thinks that's great news. Then the judge calls 'Order! Order!' and gets an unexpected drink request.
June 9, 2026 · 8:08 AM
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A judge looks up at the wobbly defendant standing before him and says:
"Sir, you've been brought before me for drinking."
The defendant's eyes light up.
"Fantastic," he says. "Let's get started!"
The whole courtroom erupts with laughter.
The judge bangs his gavel and growls:
"Order! Order!"
The defendant leans on the railing and grins:
"All right... I'll have a whiskey and soda."
Sourced from r/Jokes by u/Jokeminder42
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